someone: *is completely toxic and not worthy of my time or attention*
my damaged ass: hey 💖💕💗💓💞💘
so jill ate her own adoption form
‘good luck trying to return me without the receipt you fuck’
(Source: bb-gr8)
- Me: *lays in my casket at my own funeral*
- Mom: you're just faking it so you don't have to go to school
me: *sees a 150lb dog*
me: awww da little puppyyy